Dear Writer's Block,
It's not you, it's me. The days are long past when we used to sit up together till 2 AM watching youtube and eating cheese doodles. You are still the great excuse you once were, but I no longer need or want you. It is time for me to move on. Inspiration came over the other night. She wouldn't watch youtube with me like you used to, but we had a lot of fun. And we were in bed by 11 so we both had a good night's sleep as well. Yea, it is a new chapter in my life. I hope you can find some other poor schmuck to enjoy his nights, and early mornings with you. So long and good riddance. I will miss you though.
Yours truly,
Ted
For your birthday, your aunt gave you a maple syrup dispenser shaped like a rooster. Please write her a thank-you note:
Dear Auntie,
Thank you so much for the rooster you sent me. Although when I first saw it terrible memories of Uncle Joe's crazy homicidal chickens came back, and I had to go to counseling for weeks... I've moved on now. The dispenser has given me an excuse to buy the delicious real maple syrup that I've always loved but never been able to afford, so I thank you for that. I still can't afford it though. Do you think you could send me $20 in your next letter.
With love,
Your Favorite Niece 'Liza
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